Saturday, July 4, 2009

Maiden Voyage

Here we go. Post number one. Sticking my toes in the proverbial water and all that.

I don’t know where this will lead. Only how it starts. Like one of those clichéd stories where someone tells a small town girl that she’s pretty, so she heads to Hollywood looking for stardom. Inevitably she meets a wealthy and charming older man that she falls head-over-heels in love with. After a few months she’s wallowing in the seedy underbelly of the adult film world, and he’s acting as her “manager.”

So if you catch me working on a manuscript for a trashy romance novel or a script for Lifetime, do what you must. Shake me. Shackle me. Have me deprogrammed. Otherwise, let’s waste valuable time together…

6 comments:

  1. I love deprogramming. It leaves space in the "patient's" head for planting my own bits of code....

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  2. I feel like I'M that girl! No, wait, I guess I'm the old porn producer. Sorry.

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  3. Yay! A Hunter Blog! Just one more way to kill time between 8:00 and 5:00. ;)

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  4. Nothing like a reference to deprogramming and porn to start a comment frenzy (by my modest standards). Hope you'll keep an eye out for future updates. I'm anticipating about once a week to start...

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  5. Ha, This is the best first post I've read yet. Hilarious!

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  6. Hi, Harmony. I'm kind of surprised that you both looked at and commented on this. Thank you!

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